Blog Challenge..Beginning....NOW..

June First. Half a year. Gone. Where did it go? What have we accomplished? What do we have to show for our efforts?
If you are like me...probably not a whole heck of a lot of anything....and, if you are like me, you are sitting there scratching your head wondering how in the world half a year has managed to slip through your fingers without you even noticing.
Don't get me wrong....Epic 13 has had some totally radically epic moments so far. I am NOT complaining. NO WAY. And I am wicked ready for Summer and fun and rad times with my peeps. I just still sit amazed at how quickly we reached this point.
Some of you may be aware that I just finished a FABULOUS photo challenge over on the Eos Photography bloggy. If you AREN'T aware...where the fuck have you been for a month? I really need you to keep up with my extremely and superbly active social calender. ANYWHO....because I am slightly insane, a touch crazy, totally masochistic, and absolutely a glutton for punishment....I was conned coerced convinced that it would be a GREAT idea to do it AGAIN. And not just over yonder on the photo page...to do a WRITING THINKING SHARING challenge here too. So...all month long...in lieu of regular old boring journaling....I am gracing you with my inner most (totally scripted and prompted) thoughts. JUST WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED...right? I fucking KNEW it.
But seriously, it will be a ton of fun. Really happy to have you all along. Feel like I should go ahead and issue a Public Service Announcement now...just to save us all some time (and butthurt) later. I can be a little raw sometimes. And outspoken. And kinda mean. Sometimes I care...most of the time I don't. The following challenges are intended to make me think and prompt me to write...none of them should be TERRIBLY personal (I do that shit in private). But I suppose you never know. Just don't expect anything tame-o and vanilla....and don't be surprised by anything you read. And above all...let's just all be adults here...mmmmkay?
Here we go....

Introduction:

What the fuck do you want to know? Refer to Page 1, Day 1, Post 1. Seriously, I've been doing this shit for awhile....if you don't know who I am, what I stand for, and the crazy shit that comes out of my head and mouth by now....well, then we probably aren't friends, have never met, and you wouldn't really like me. Or we are related and you don't have a choice. Here's the gist......I'm a mama (to one. She's way fucking cool.). I'm a wife (also to one. He's an asshole, but I love him anyway.). I've got needy weenie dogs (two of them...they're the reason I can't have nice things.). I drink alcoholic beverages on occasion. I swear violently because I fucking like it. I am a housewife (but far from desperate) in a rinky dink podunk hickville town in the middle of a cornfield...and I love it. I read voraciously...when I can tear myself away from Pinterest. I CAN cook (but don't enjoy it)...I LOVE to bake (but don't do it)...I LOATHE laundry (with a burning passion). Facebook is not my friend (but you can find me there.). I am a crunchy granola tree hugging barefoot flower child (and have it permanently inked on my person.). I believe that tattoos are beautiful and a little rebellion is good for the soul. I WILL correct your grammar, your spelling, and your shoe choices. I have OCD and I'm not afraid to use it. I get along with everyone...but I don't really like anyone. I think WalMart should have a valium saltlick at the front door (for YOUR safety, of course.).  And I believe in Karma.....(but Jesus and I are tight.).

Anything else you want to know?
We are off and running.....well, that's probably something else you should know. I don't run.

This is gonna be fun....
See you on the flip flop side...(that's tomorrow.)


XOX!